♥Hey butterfaces! Yeah, you. Be nice to me and yourself you little sugar coated submarine. (not a fat joke if you'd prefer maybe a kayak or like a jetski go with that and be happy mrs/mr pooper pants).
♥ Anyways like my sets because they're probably better than pizza (just kidding, pizza is like on the same level as Jesus) but yeah like em', follow me, feel free to save all of my items and make them yours because it reminds me that I have great taste.
♥Look I know you've tried all the creams and the butters to be like me, but its just not happening.
♥ If you're still reading this comment in one of my sets "sticky nubbins guurl" I'll spam you with likes and I'll follow you! (not that much of a treat, but hey its one more follower than you had before)
♥Follow me and it will prevent: Male pattern baldness, being a douche, trees growing out of you, sticky melons, bad taste in music/style, and shingles.
♥Have fun googley bears!
-xo♥xo♥ Kendra Breann Slothtastic